Girl Talk with DJ Mighty Iris

It's time for another chapter of Lies My Vagina Told Me, where my vagina has made a lot of questionable calls but today, she booked a professional. In this episode, I sit down for some girl talk with the one and only DJ Mighty Iris.

You know her as the voice of not one, not six, but now EIGHT radio stations across the country and like a radio phoenix, she is bringing it back old school. 

I fell in love with her when I did an interview on her show and we pick up where we left off talking about Billy Wirth and David Duchovny, my co-stars in Red Shoe Diaries, intimacy coordinators, and the marshmallow eating contests. We also get down and dirty dishing about her crush on Martin Short and her one true passion…to be the voice of an animated character!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:09

And welcome back to another episode of Lies My Vagina Told Me, the podcast where my vagina has made a lot of questionable calls, but today, guys, she booked a professional because my next guest doesn't just have one voice. She has six of them on six different radio stations across the country. I mean, my vagina can barely commit to one bad decision at a time. And this woman is doing mornings, afternoon, and late night like a full-blown vocal athlete. From Palm Springs to Portland, from Texas to Long Island, she's basically the voice you didn't know you already listening to. She helped launch San Antonio's alternative station, 103.3 the app, brought it back from the dead, and like a radio phoenix, she is now back on air like she never left. And I have to say, guys, I fell in love with her when I did an interview on her show because there's something about that voice. It's so warm, magnetic, feels like an old friend. And before you know it, well, you're telling her things you didn't even tell your therapist. And I wanted to put a face to that voice. So please welcome the one and the only DJ Mighty Iris. Welcome. A radio phoenix? That is so beautiful. Yes! You're a fucking phoenix. This is the first time that the microphone and camera is turned on you, not the other way around, because you have been interviewing people for years and you're fucking such a great interview, badass.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

How are you? I'm okay. I have the trouble sleeping, but uh that's why I hide behind the glasses. See? Cause without it, like Me too.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

Yeah. Oh yeah, nobody needs to actually see what this fucking thing is. I want to say something. When I was a kid growing up in Montreal, Canada, dreaming about the rest of the world, uh, DJs were my link to to the outside world. And I had I remember CKGM was my station, that was our our pop station, and ShowMFM in Montreal was the rock station, and they were always doing all these promotions and shit. And then they were my life. They were my my lifeline to the rest of the world. And then you know, you kind of grow up and you don't think about radio as much as you did. So, like you to me are bringing it back fucking old school because I love listening to your show. I love everything you do. How did it start? How did you get into this fucking business?

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Oh man, so okay, one day I was driving to uh college campus. It was a very short uh college experience that I had. I didn't, I didn't really like it, but uh I noticed that my favorite pop station flipped to this rock that played classic rock and the new rock, and it blew my mind. And their morning show was very raunchy. They were giving away Scorpions tickets, and I wanted to go. So they had a contest, right? You had to eat marshmallows out of this guy, Thomas's ass crack. And to me, I was like, I'll do it. Scorpions tickets, cool. My boyfriend did not have it. We got into his big ol' artist. And so I called in anyway and uh befriended that guy, and he was my we became friends and he was my way into working in radio.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

Wait, wait, you ate okay, we didn't have this on our radio stations in Canada. But we you had to eat marshmallows out of someone's rakked duck?

SPEAKER_00 3:27

Yes, they wanted me to. I didn't do it after all, but when I talked to him and said, my boyfriend's not gonna let me do it, he and I clicked, I guess. We bonded over the movie office space, and then we just kept in touch.

unknown 3:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:41

Well, that's you know, nobody forgets a girl who's willing to do that. First of all, you're may I say your real name? Oh, sure. So you are Iris Ramirez.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

And I just have to ask, any relation to the Night Stalker? Because I I found him slightly attractive. You can tell me. It's bad, right? That he is third cousin?

SPEAKER_00 4:01

No, actually, there's I I don't think there's any relation to Richard. Um, but you know, he I I hate to say that too. He he was like uh um No, I would have gone home. I would have said, You're cute. No, I my taste, my my taste is so questionable. No one's ever asked me that, though, if I was related to the Night's Dalker. I don't think I No.

SPEAKER_03 4:23

How do you find your guests? Because you have amazing guests, and I happen to be one of them. How did you find me? We were such a brand new embryo tiny little baby podcast.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

How did you find us? Growing up, I wasn't allowed to see rated R films or even especially erotic movies. And I'd always heard about Redshoe Diaries, and it was on Tubi. So I was like, what? There's a movie. I watched the show before I watched the movie, and then I was like, oh, this is how it kicks off. Okay, and you were in it. And I was like, I wonder what she's doing now. And you were on Instagram. I followed you, I saw you had a new podcast. I'm like, I have to talk to her about this. So I DM'd you. Wow, and you responded. Like, I'm still shocked. Lift up your titties.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

I got New York going on. What do you got on your team? Okay. My conversation starter. That's a conversation starter.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

This is um like to remind me, work on your ass a little bit because I don't have the ass for reverse cow girl right now.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

Um, but uh I've been working on my ass my whole life. I'm doing it. It is a work in fucking progress. So tell me, because you're pretty provocative and sexy on your show, and you ask some really great questions. How do how do you get away with it? I don't I don't feel any censorship on this show because they just can't get to me fast enough yet. But how is it in radio? Do you have to be careful because you're so ballsy.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

When I first went on air, that was back in 2015. Uh, there were things that I said on air that I didn't know I couldn't say. I didn't think anyone was paying attention to me. And I had I had dropped the word masturbation a few times on the radio, and someone called in and uh complained about it, and that's when I knew, hey, you can't say that. You can say, you know, poke the bear or you know, little, little, you know, innuendos, but not that. So I I call it brushing my teeth because I use an electric toothbrush. No cavities. I didn't even know if I could say vagina when I was promoting your uh podcast on air.

SPEAKER_03 6:14

Neither did we. Neither did we. You know how this thing happened? Me and my amazing producer, Dr. Princess Leia, who is incredible, and she said, we have to do a test run because they may not pick up a show called Lies My Vagina told me. And I was like, fuck, I want that title. I want that fucking title. That's my Linuspanks. Yeah. Anyway, so we tested it when we were not ready, and we were picked up by everybody in four seconds flat. And we were like, no, we have to make a show. We were not prepared. So this is the not prepared, but do it anyway podcast. Who did you pitch it? How did you you had to pitch the name first? I was asked to do this by a very big podcast company, and then when I went to meet with them, they were like, we will own this, that, and the other, the word vagina, your title, your this. I'm like, I've been writing in Hollywood a long time where everybody thinks they own my shit, so I'm gonna own this. So decided to do it independently with two producers with Princess Leia and Jacques Telemakstein, and um, it's a fucking killing us because it's exhausting, but we're having the best time, and so far nobody can stop me.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

Yeah, yeah. I'm so excited for you.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

But I I'm so grateful that women have a place and men to talk about anything the fuck that they want to. Like until they start censoring this shit, we're just gonna go. Yeah. And like I had a lifetime where she ruled my world. Yeah, she ruled my universe, she ruled my career, she ruled all my choices, some good, some bad, some not so pretty.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

Did she get you in any scary situations? Because mine did once. I wanted to hear if you did, and then yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:46

Scary. I mean, like, I sometimes think that I had a bunch of fucking angels around me because I did move to New York in 1986 as a bona fide fucking virgin and really no street smart. And New York in 86 was hairy as fuck. And because I was a little dumb and a little out of it, the shit just didn't affect me. And Hollywood wise, like, I just never went up to anybody's hotel room. I just had such a sense of fucking self. Like, I don't need your help, Martin Scorsese. I don't need your help born baby. I'm gonna make it on my own. Probably dumb. But I just never let myself get into those situations. So, I mean, did she make I was lucky. She didn't get me into any life-threatening situations, though I was concerned I was gonna get my first STD at 45, and I thought, that's just not when you're supposed to do it. But what happened to you, mighty Iris?

SPEAKER_00 8:40

So when I first started DJing, like at an at a bar, um, I was DJing on Monday nights. It was very dead but fun. One time this guy came in, and uh, because I'm drinking and it was it was bad. Um, I followed him after my gig past 2 a.m. in the morning to his apartment. It was bad because when we got to his place, um, his apartment was empty. And I'm pretty sure there were like bloodstains on one part of the wall. And I was so scared. I was like, I'm gonna die here. I'm gonna die. So we so we hooked up and then I was like, we hooked up and I was like, I gotta go. And you know, I was being funny and making jokes because I still hooked. I still hooked up, yeah, because I didn't want to, I didn't want to be like, this is weird, I gotta go. I was I was young and dumb.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

Women do because they don't want to be rude. Okay, so I did have one scary story, but it wasn't because of my vagina. I was at a dinner party in like, you know, Westchester, New York, suburbia. I went with my friend to a dinner party, and this couple, older couple, started talking to me and saying, Oh, they were a fan of Red Shoe Diaries, they were a fan of this, that, and that of those strange days. And somehow I miss my train back to New York. They're like, Well, we live near White Plains, we'll drive you to the train. It's 11 o'clock at night. I'm like, okay. So they go, hey, we're just gonna take a pit stop at our house. And I'm like, oh. And we go to take a fucking pit stop. They're they're big animal rescuers like I am. So I think, okay, they want me to see their like one-legged dog. All right, I don't really want to go to their house. Then we get to their house and they're like, Can we show you the basement? And I'm like, I'm not fucking gonna die in Westchester. That's not where I fucking pictured it. And so they had a basement from the kitchen, and you go down the stairs, and it's a fun SM fucking dungeon in the middle of fucking suburbia, like with bull whips and gags, and and I'm trying to be super cool. I'm like, oh, I love the paint on the lawn. Oh, that's so interesting. Okay, I've gotta go. I've gotta go. And uh, I was like, you guys can call me an Uber, it's late. And I got out of there uh intact, but I just thought, like, the craziest shit can happen when you So you have admitted to the world that if you could marry anyone, it would be Mr. Martin Short.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

Oh yeah, yeah. Explain if he would have me. Something about him, man, he's he's part of my happy place. He makes me laugh. And it's it's like, you know, I'm no Jessica Rabbit, but you know how Jessica Rabbit loves Roger Rabbit because he makes her laugh. And that's that's the dream, right? You know? Funny. Funny is sex. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:21

I mean, if if Ramirez was funny, I would have been fucked because I love a funny man. So what would a perfect date be with you and the 74-year-old Martin Short? And now you'd have to like, you'd have to wrestle Meryl Streep for him, but like, what would a perfect date for you guys be?

SPEAKER_00 11:37

Hmm. Um, my mind goes straight to sex, but uh let me see. Because I I've seen him on talk shows and he'll straight up make out with people. He's not afraid to just kiss somebody. So I would like to kiss him. Um I love you with Martin Short. Hmm. I think a carnival might be fun.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

But you're sexually you're sexually attracted to Martin Short. You want to see Martin Short naked, you want to get it going on, you want to reverse cowgirl with Martin Short. Yes. You want to just like rock his fucking world. I have to tell you, I worked with Martin Short's brother. His name was Michael, and he was tall. And I did not care for him. No, he was thrust upon me in the second season of my show to write comedy of a show about a 30-something sexy Jewish woman, and he was not that. And uh no, we didn't get along, and I and I kept thinking, I wish it was his brother. I was working with like a the funny doesn't always run in the family, but I think he was writing on those goattails. One of the things that you wrote to me is that you have a dream of being the voice of a major brand or an animated character, which is, I mean, frankly, probably less like a dream and more like a countdown because you just have such a fucking great voice. I mean, is that really something you want to do?

SPEAKER_00 12:51

That's my dream. And it's it's so hard to get in there. It's like radio. I'm in radio, and I'm thinking, yes, I'm in Long Island, yes, I'm in California. Maybe someone driving will be like, I'm I'm creating this animated series. That's the voice I need for this. That's the voice. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 13:08

Camping a car is getting marshmallows out of the crack of someone's ass. I think you've got a good shot. I love your voice. It's so recognizable. So you are obviously the person that usually asks the questions. And I know you wanted to do another interview because you had more Reggie Diary questions. So I'm gonna let you take over, Miss Mighty Iris, because you are a force. Ask away, and if David won't sue me, I will try to answer. Okay. So uh I mean that movie's very sexy, but very sexy. I gotta tell you something. Red Shoe Diaries was on Showtime in the United States originally. I like to tell the executives of Showtime that I launched their network, but they don't appreciate when I say that. But we really fucking did. And it wasn't in Canada. So I have a I had a much older father. He'd be 113 years old if he was still alive today. The man was born in 1913. And so I made him a father version of Reggie Diaries because you couldn't watch it in Canada. So I it was like 20 fucking minutes long when you cut out all sex and all that shit. My father was like, it's a very good movie, it's very short, you know. And then like fucking years later, he said he was watching it with like his best friend, another fucking Slovak gentleman, like your worst fucking nightmare. And he goes, Bridge, guess what was on pay-per-view? Very different movie. And I was like, Oh my god, my dad and his buddy were watching me having sex. I mean, I had a body double because I was shy. I was okay with it. I did, I could show the Tatarinis, they've always been so good to me, but I didn't want to show my tush-tush. And I had this body double named Tara, she was Persian, and David DeCovney kept saying, Why your butt's better? Why didn't you show your butt? And I I could I couldn't do it. She did have a fantastic tush-tush.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

I didn't want to know that was a stunt double or body double. Wow. Body double.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

I, you know, used to use body doubles always from a lower part of my body. I don't know why. It's like I had no problem being topless on beaches, and I'm like, I would flash a titty to anyone who asked or didn't. But I felt like showing my bottom was so like, what? I can't do that. That's my tushy. Where Tara's Tushy came into play was a love scene with David DeCovney in the tub, and they lingered. I mean, it's the 90s. They lingered up my very bulbous Tusha Rooney, and and then I think they went from her boobs to my boobs to her boobs. It wasn't a good match, but no one cared. No one cared. Yeah. But David DeCovney, you know, got me through that movie. That was notoriously a tough movie for me. And David was my buddy, and David made me laugh, and we would go spend time on the weekends and forget about it. The late uh Zoman King who directed it, who was a pussycat off-screen, was really, really tough on screen. And and, you know, would scream and yell and and and think that I needed to be tortured before a torturous scene. And so it was very, very, very tough on me.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

So the part where you tell um Billy to rip your panties off, that wasn't you. Remember that part? That might have been me, but maybe backstage?

SPEAKER_03 16:16

No, I don't know. First of all, as we talked about in our interview, Billy Worth was so fucking beautiful, he was hard to look at.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

Accidents. Put in all this time and energy planning for your future. Bam! Car runs you down on the streets, or bulletin you by mistake.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

That sucks. I didn't get to know Billy very well on the show because he intimidated me. Bizarre. He intimidated me. He was hard to act with. I was like, why aren't you the lead? You're so beautiful. I had met Billy like in a club at Nell's in New York, maybe like a month before we were cast in this movie. And I just the sea parted for this. He was there, you know what I mean? He was just like people just couldn't take it. It was so much beauty, so much charisma. Right?

SPEAKER_00 17:08

And he would like dress your leg. Like, uh, do we get moist when he does that in in the scene, or is it I wanna tell you that we do, but it just doesn't work that way, mighty.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

I was I don't think I've ever fucking you know, I I don't think I've ever gotten super turned on. The only time I had a really good time was when I had my own show, and I would shoot all my love scenes before lunch because my stomach was flatest. Oh, you told me incredibly bang. Right? And so it'd be like, we shot uh block shot, so we shot a couple different episodes. I'm like, in the bed, get out of the bed, in the bed, get out of the bed. No, I like being the boss. At 23, I was not the boss. I was just like, it worked for the movie because he was overwhelming, but he was in real life too. Yeah, I just I didn't have enough fucking womanhood yet to kind of be all over that shit because I would have. I was 23, I wasn't confident enough. I I was my first lead in a movie. I'd done parts, but this was like all on my shoulders. And I just I I was terrified of him.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

I've DM'd Billy Worth twice. I've even DM'd you, Mr. DuCovney. Haven't heard anything back, and I I feel like Billy Worth does run his own social, and I but he hasn't responded to you either.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

No, he hasn't, and I told him I wanted to have him on for the reunion. This is what David said to me. I love David. David's an old friend, and uh David is newly married, and she he probably don't want to take a trip down memory lane in the way that I want to. So I'm giving him a hall pass, plus he has his own podcast. Uh, and he says he's all podcasted out. I fucking understand that. This is so much work. But I would love, I would love to have Billy on it because I never got to know Billy. Billy was a fucking enigma. So I'd love to see him as a fucking badass grown-up now and see how we get along. So I'm gonna keep fucking DMing him. I'll probably find some other reasons to get him on. And David, I hope he gets unpodcasted out and will do one with me because I adore him and I promise to be nice. Well, well.

SPEAKER_00 19:09

I promise not to tell too much. Yeah. Um, see, and I love girl talks. I started watching Californication, and when I when you, I was kind of hoping, I was like, I wonder if they're gonna have her on in the back of my mind. And when you showed up in one of the episodes, I was like, oh, Redshoe Diaries. Who called you for that?

SPEAKER_03 19:27

My friend, uh, the casting director, Felicia Fasano, who I affectionately call Felicio Fasano. I think it was her idea, but David and I, it was coming up to an anniversary of Redshoe Diaries. His show was on Showtime. Yeah. They wanted me to do a different part, a bigger part, and there was nudity, and I was being all precious about I don't do nudity anymore. I'm a showrunner producer, I don't do nudity. So I took this little just cameo just to have fun with David. And I love that show. I love that show. I had pitched him a show uh years before, like right before he did California Cation called Pro Boner. And um uh and I was like, wow, that's a good show. Um, but I loved the show. I loved him on it. He's such a funny man, and I felt like that show was closest to his personality, and he did such a great job. It was fun to come on. I had just finished uh G Spot and I know I hadn't done anybody else's work in a while, and it was a it was just a great group of people, and that beautiful actress. She was just so wonderful. Everybody on that show was great. I loved that show.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Yeah. Oh, that was so great.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

It was fun to kiss him again.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Ain't gonna lie. Ain't gonna lie, he's a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

So kissing, okay, but how was Billy Worth as a kisser? Are we allowed to uh talk about that?

SPEAKER_03 20:44

If I can remember, did I kiss Billy Worth? I think so. Um I want to say you did. But David kisses were fun, and David makeout sessions were fun because I was doing it with like a best friend. Yeah. He was just so fun. He made it, he he saved me. He saved my head, my soul, yeah, everything in that movie. My sanity.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:03

So it's funny, like to still be known for that movie was 1991. I was 23. I can't do math, but I was 23 years old, and it's still this kind of crazy cult thing. And the reason I'm not in the series, they wanted me to continue in the series, and I was feeling too much of a movie star to do that at the time, so they killed me. They killed me in the tub. Yeah. I hear we're really big in Russia, and if Russia wasn't the fucked up, I'd go. Just to just to see if anybody recognizes me. The movie's big out there? Yeah, it's like a cult thing there.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

That's cool.

SPEAKER_03 21:35

I guess it sort of is for two. I remember like people said like women really loved red shoe diaries. Like I thought I was making it for men, but it it spoke to women, though. You know, I would never off myself for any man. You do like Comic Con conventions? Yes, I do that for gargoyles. I've never done one for red shoes. What would it be? Just a big dildo convention? And what what what the fuck would that look like? They've never uh brought that to me but I'll do it. But gargoyles, you've done the voice work.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

How did that? I mean, did you audition for that?

SPEAKER_03 22:08

I did. I did go in for an audition, but I was asked to come and do it. I had never done any voice work before. Gargoyles was my first. And um the the the casting director Jamie said, I think you have a lovely voice. You should come in and try this. And I got it. I never thought that I would still be known 30 years later for that. It's kind of crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

That's the dream.

SPEAKER_03 22:31

That's the dream. I'm tired after one podcast. Like how do you do six fucking different radio shows? How do you do that?

SPEAKER_00 22:38

The weeks go by like that. It's like there's not enough hours in the day. There's a lot of show prep involved. Thankfully though all the stations have like we play the red hot chili peppers on I think every station. So if there's news about them, that's that's helpful. You know I can say it on all of them but it's a different show. I I say different things at for each of them.

SPEAKER_03 23:00

Very challenging that would be like doing six different podcasts my brain wouldn't be able to do that. Yeah. Um and and is it do you want it to keep growing? Do you want to do 10 shows, 12 shows?

SPEAKER_00 23:09

Like I mean I would like to do more. It's just a lot of work. So I think six is I'm gonna see how that feels for a while. Yeah. Is it pretty much the same music on all the stations or different? And no Long Island does more like B sides and like this weekend they're doing everything from 1991 only. So if you were to tune in they're playing extreme they're playing uh like um or like B sides of Nirvana of it's really cool. It's really cool. They're even playing Jesus Jones this weekend and EMF and you know stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

I'm proud of you. Yeah because you think like Long Island couldn't be more different than San Antonio Texas and then Portland Oregon like and and yet it just carries across all these different places.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

World domination lady world domination I hope so's been your sexiest guest and who's been the most revealing guest so far that you've had I want to say you because you're just so open and you're not what what sign are you?

SPEAKER_00 24:13

I am a Taurus I am a bull.

SPEAKER_03 24:15

You're a bull I'm a Pisces yeah I'm a Taurus you're a Pisces my mommy was a Pisces and my sister's a Pisces I love Pisces women I love them I love them uh I'm May 15th it's coming up gonna be the big five nine yeah yeah yeah uh I mean listen I never I never dreamed that it would all still be holding tight yeah you would amazing I think it's because I've only birthed dogs that'll do it um stretch and snatch quite as much was still good I'd well that's an honor because you've had a lot of people on your show I mean either that means I have a problem or I should just take it as a compliment. I love it.

SPEAKER_00 25:00

Yo you're so willing to say anything and and I love that you know it's I there have been some people that um I have to type I have to show them my questions first and I'm like okay that's you know I I don't mind really yeah yeah yeah but it just makes me feel like it's gonna be very strict you know I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

Listen to me the only reason to do this is so that women and people of all types can talk freely about what's going on about everything about womanhood about life about aging about sex about all the mistakes or perceived mistakes I I think it's an honest conversation that I want to have with people. Do you know what I mean? Like I I don't I don't want to put any restraints on anybody but also if you don't want to talk about something I'm not gonna make you talk about something you do the same. Yeah yeah for sure other than Billy Worth if you could interview anyone who are you dying to have on your show and what pray tell would you ask of them?

SPEAKER_00 25:56

Ooh I would love to talk to Matthew Lillard at some point um let's see good one yeah even um let's see Stephen Baldwin would be fun because he did a lot of erotic movies too and I'm just so curious about filming that way in the 90s because like you said you can't get away with some of that now they have coordinators what are they called the sex coordinators intimacy coordinators.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

No I'm I've never met one because I retired before they fucking came into fashion I worked with Billy Baldwin and we had lots of love scenes and sex nice nice guy fun guy here's the 90s I did a movie with him and they they wanted me for this movie and they said it's a very low fucking budget movie and I never worked for under a certain amount of money but it was so low I had just bought a house it was like we've got $12,000 but it's with Billy Baldwin and I show up and I go okay fuck it I'll take one for the team and Billy was making $750,000 to my $12,000 hello nineties.

SPEAKER_00 26:56

Why?

SPEAKER_03 26:57

Yeah never did that again but I did get to see his shabon stick a stick okay so how does that happen if you don't mind me asking what to to know because what because you know people were very very very very polite. So back in the 90s before you were about to do a love scene if you were like Patrick Dempsey flashed me his balls to let me know they were rather large I could have lived without that one. And Billy was like I just want to show you this before we do our love scene I mean he was madly in love with his wife they were making babies that he he what it wasn't sexual. It was sort of like we've got to do this but yeah so that's how people just sort of flash each other like I would sometimes flash people and go I have three nipples you know just don't be shocked.

SPEAKER_00 27:40

Because because in the scene you're gonna see it anyway.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

You're gonna see it as the actor you're gonna see it because the camera's not gonna see it but you're gonna you're gonna see it you're gonna meet it you're gonna make friends you're gonna have to rub a baba blah blah and pretend but a lot of people didn't like to I used to always wear a little neoprene diaper and shit they're not sexy and they're not comfortable and so some people would just go if they had to share their ass their dick is out or their dick's in a sock. That's always the good move the dick in a sock.

SPEAKER_00 28:10

In a sock. Shelly peppers yeah I think they started it oh my gosh I think they started I would love to talk to Fleet if you could get him on your show how cool would that be I'd like to talk to the guys that do the because you know they bring guys in to see their their um their dinglings to cast them in roles of you know I I don't know to cast them in porn or the the shows nowadays like on Netflix or whoever they'll uh HBO shows they bring in doubles for the penis I've heard is that so many like how do you get into that business of being a body double that would be a little bit would you interview her would you have her on your show if you could find her I would love to I should try and find Tara the body double and see how long a career in tush body doubling lasts.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

Yeah I mean I'm just gonna say that if they ever had to bring in a double for David DeCovney they may have to bring in a triple but um bum. That's all I'll say have you seen I'll just say this have you seen it? Uh I'm not allowed to talk about this yeah I mean I think I was his publicist in the 90s because I told everybody but anyway he's married we're not gonna talk about it we don't want to excited you know what who the biggest dick in Hollywood notorious was up for years way before our time Milton Burl oh Milton Burl I've heard Huey Lewis I've heard Huey Lewis is packing yeah I never fucking heard that forgot who told me that wow Milton Burl Milton Burl I know a few who weren't packing but I'm not gonna say but yeah I I will just say there was a very famous actor we're not gonna mention his name he's actually dead so we're not gonna mention his name you know for the estate but he didn't have a penis he had a wee wee he had it was like there was something wrong with him and he was like sexy and a movie star and all that shit and we were just trying to get it going on and this thing like the size of my thumb and I just I was like oh haha oh well hey put your clothes back on because I'm like I can't I'm not going to I refuse my God I mean look I have a size green membership I've been a member for a very long time with menopause I may have to return the card because it's painful but I mean no I don't accept that yeah yeah I'm so sorry you can Google on your own out of respect that he was a big movie star and you would not expect yeah well that I don't know if that's what killed on oh my god no you're not gonna death by its mal dick. No but I used to think like if guys didn't go down on you that was punishable by death like I wanted nothing. I remember you know just meeting the very rare very rare but every once in a while a guy would be like you know I don't do that and I'd be like well then I don't talk to you okay all right nice knowing I'm not even sure why you're alive I'm not even sure why you exist on this fucking planet because you are used to nobody when you start your professional sexual career with a man that could swallow five swords at the same time you've got some pretty high standards. Yeah I hope I guess if you're a gay man which many people have said I am I mean now I don't even want to swallow aspirin. So we have to work on that. I'm more of a gummy girl. I'm more of a gummy girl.

SPEAKER_00 31:31

I hope he was good at the oral stuff then I hope he was one of those I mean I think so I was 19 and I'd never had it before so I guess you know what I didn't know my own body till I was like maybe in my late twenties I don't when I had my first orgasm I think I was 25 Wow it took me a while to get there because I didn't know what I was I didn't know you know yeah it takes women a minute a minute but once they find it own it is the sword swallower still around are you having him on your show?

SPEAKER_03 32:02

Because I'm trying to find him I'm gonna find him because I want to do a whole season of exes a long season of all my most important experiences.

SPEAKER_00 32:13

It's been challenging though right because they don't all want to talk about stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 32:18

They scared wow man scared of me then they're scared of me now listen I'm a failed lesbian because I thought that could be fun and I tried it once. Oh you did try it in a sex club and I did try it once tastes like chicken. Wasn't for me and I I mean I like I like lesbian porn because I'm sycamin and I really don't want to they're so misogynistic the the straight porns and I was like I prefer watching female porn and I tried it at a sex club and yeah it's more beautiful and it's gentle and yeah it's just not the whole fucking thing. But I tried it in real life at a sex club in Paris as one does and I was like I wish I liked it. Yeah because I can't deal with most men I need a third sex I need a third sex I don't know if it's part dog I don't know if it's Chewbacca but I need a third sex because I'm not gay and men bore me. So what am I gonna do?

SPEAKER_00 33:13

I once came to going down on a girl and I'm like how the fuck did I get here right now? How is this happening? And I freaked out a little bit but I finished politely said I had to go and yeah yeah yeah good times.

SPEAKER_03 33:27

Listen so many of my friends who are married and big fucking cockhores and they're they're so much happier on the other side. They're so much happier on the other side though I don't think two women are necessarily easy. Yeah difficult. I don't know what's easy. I just want to say talking to you has been a treat. I love your radio shows I want to listen to all of them because I've really been listening to the ones that you you know that you do all your uh promos for but I want to listen to Long Island. I want to listen to Portland I want to listen to everything and I want to be on your show again because I love the way you treat your guests and I love all the stuff you do to promote your shows. It's so badass. Thank you for being so open. We've been on dumb you're amazing and you know I wish for you a reverse cowgirl or a frontal cowgirl with the great Almighty maybe he's taken a hall pass from Miss Merrill Street and you can have a good time. Everybody should fulfill their wishes I want a Bruno Harry sandwich yeah I'll take a one-sided bagel with just Bruno if I must and I love them all and thank you for bringing old school fucking DJ sexiness back to the world we need it. Oh thank you for having me this is so cool I love girl talk.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

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